*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life
if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands
There’s celebrities you admire and then there’s that one. That little shit. That life ruiner that could strap ravenous tigers to their feet and use my spine as a catwalk and I’d still probably get down on my knees and thank them profusely for the opportunity.
me texting someone: hahaha yeah
autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”