Batman: Gotham Crusaders by phil-cho
I’m doing what a 23 year-old should be doing, which is going home and hanging out with my friend, who, when I tell her to unload the dishes, will tell me to go screw myself. I like to keep living in reality.
Saturday Night Live - S38E09 Jennifer Lawrence - S39E07 Josh Hutcherson
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
The one person you thought didn’t matter at all to me was the one person that mattered the most.
He liked playing Cluedo. So did I. Before I played it with him. He actually deduced that the victim had done it. He deduced that the victim had faked his own death. I said at the time that it wasn’t very likely. In fact, I think I said it was impossible. And he told me that it might be improbable but nothing’s impossible. I wish I still believed that. [x]
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
“It’s been two years, he has got on with his life.”
“What life? I’ve been away.”
[KICKS YOUR DOOR DOWN] SHERLOCK
[PUNCHES THE WALL]SEASON THREE
[GRABS YOUR FACE] T R A I L E R