sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

happiest:

if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands

dahliasheng:

There’s celebrities you admire and then there’s that one. That little shit. That life ruiner that could strap ravenous tigers to their feet and use my spine as a catwalk and I’d still probably get down on my knees and thank them profusely for the opportunity.

yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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James McAvoy attends the 58th BFI London Film Festival at Odeon West End on October 17, 2014 in London, England.

I’ve always seen it as a point of principle not to be offended if people imply you’re gay – so no, I’ve never given a shit. If I was [offended], I’d kind of think, well what does that make me? I wouldn’t want a 15-year-old kid thinking I’m ashamed of it. I’m not.

— Martin Freeman [x] (via martinfreeman)